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Kiss of Rose Princess is a manga series created by Aya Shouoto. The manga was published by Kadokawa Shoten and serialized in Monthly Asuka magazine on June 24, 2008. The English translation is published by Viz Media; it is the first volume released on November 4, 2014.
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