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{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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