{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}